black out every weekend, utilizes cold plunging and the sauna, gets daily sunlight and grounding,
knows birth control is poison, uses natural remedies when sick, has a type of daily spiritual,
practice, isn't stuck in a soul-sucking 9-to-5, and has hobbies and passions in his life.
Whew, that one's extensive.
I knew, I honestly knew from the first one, though, that this was not, this girl was not
in my age range.
Like, doesn't vape is completely a Gen Z thing.
Like, that's number one.
He, so, I would, like, I pass a lot of these.
I would love to eat more steak and eggs.
It's just a little bit, it's expensive.
I don't, I'm team, like, I never wear AirPods.
Like, I've been, I've been leading that movement for a while.
Like, I only use wired AirPods.
They're, like, they're with the added doubt.
Like, you're putting them next to your brain.
Like, I just don't trust them.
You put these things in, it just magically, like, you put them here.
Like, they're just frying your brain.
That's my prediction.
I could prioritize.
So, you must also not trust the government if you think that they're frying you.
Yeah, I don't trust the government.
Okay.
I don't wear aluminum deodorant because it definitely messes with your, like, entire
endocrine, endocrine, or endocrine system.
At first, I, so, I did a TikTok on this and cooks with butter, ghee, tallow, and I said
Evo-O.
I mean, I'm such an idiot.
That's extra virgin olive oil.
Like, I mean, what a bozo I am.
So, I guess I don't pass that.
I drink out of plastic.
I probably shouldn't.
I use fluoride-free toothpaste.
Do you?
Yeah.
I hate sunscreen, which is ironic because, like, I mean, I'm as pale as it gets.
I'm McGuire, Jack McGuire, which means Irish.
But I hate sunscreen.
I think it's poison.
I don't black out every weekend.
I don't really like to drink that much.
I don't utilize cold plunging, but I love the sauna.
I don't ground.
I guess I should do that for this woman.
I'm not going to comment on the birth control thing.
Uses natural remedies when sick.
Not true.
Like, I use, like, NyQuil, DayQuil.
So, spiritual practice I do.
Isn't stuck in a soul-sucking.
I don't really have hobbies.
So.
I feel like she's asking.
I feel like she's asking for a lot here, though, because some of these, like, prioritizes sleep, eats lots of steak and eggs, and then at the same time is, like, isn't stuck in a soul-sucking nine-to-five.
Like, a lot of these things that she's actually saying, you kind of have to have money.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
No, I mean.
How much time do you have to, like, do cold plunge and sauna every week?
You get sunlight and grounding daily.
You're not stuck in a nine-to-five.
You have hobbies and passions.
But, you know what I mean?
No.
I completely agree.
This is, like, a privileged checklist, if that makes any sense.
Like, in a.
I think, like, for the most part, like, her.
The list is pretty good.
I would assume this woman.
I don't know her.
Probably isn't like, oh, you check all of my boxes, but then you're in this nine-to-five soul-sucking job.
I don't like you.
But, I mean, there's, like, a lot of, like I said, the margins are slim.
Sometimes you can check every box, but then, you know, you're not.
Well, it's also the photos that she used for this tweet are just, like, men shirtless and, like, baggy pants in the wilderness.
Yeah, it was, like, these men that are, it's, like, like, with, like, just perfect body.
Probably perfect, like, face, whatnot.
And they, like, were in.
And then, just, it seemed like this is, like, a European.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, these guys are in, like, look at this guy.
Like, this guy, I mean, I'm not trying to take away from him.
He's in great shape.
But, I mean, most people, you have to have some really good genetics to look like this guy.
Because, you know, look at those shoulders.
Those are insane.
Like, you don't just get that by going to the gym.
Like, you got to be, like, you're blessed with something.
But I.
So, I wanted to read you, also, some of these.
Some of these replies.
So, this guy commented.
He said, just curious.
Using water as the example.
So, if he doesn't drink it out of the tap.
And he doesn't drink out of plastic bottles.
Then, what does he drink it out of?
I know you might say he drinks it out of a water bottle.
But then, where would he get that water to fill it from?
And Savannah said, an ideal situation would be to get a whole house filtration system.
Like, reverse osmosis.
That's what I have.
It is expensive.
But, worth it for your health, too.
To be your everyday drinking water.
Because reverse osmosis strips, literally, everything from the water.
Including.
But, because reverse osmosis strips, literally, everything from the water.
Including minerals.
You would need to add those back in with trace minerals.
Slash, Celtic sea salt, etc.
To remineralize.
And, of course, always drink out of a glass.
If someone wasn't able to get a reverse osmosis system.
I would say, just buy the highest quality water.
You can find in glass bottles.
Plenty of great brands are sold at whole foods or higher end grocery stores.
It's very important to be mindful of the water we consume.
People should also invest in quality sink and shower filters.
So.
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
She's not really budging.
Okay.
If you want to date this lady.
You got to have reverse osmosis filtration system going through your entire fucking house.
So.
So.
So, you can find a reverse osmosis system.
Like, they're expensive.
But, putting it through your whole house.
It also feels like this woman wants to live, like, outside of civilization.
Like, it's tough.
You can really stress yourself out trying to, like, check all these boxes.
You know?
Right.
Like, how do you travel?
Um.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And, like, when you travel, should you just be like.
Oh.
I'm really dehydrated, but I don't have this water.
So, I'm like, what do you do?
What do you eat?
You know?
Right.
Are you supposed to bring, like, the latest trend on this side of the internet where it's,
like, very spiritual, physically, whatnot.
It's like, they eat meat raw.
Like, they just eat it raw.
Well, then, what about the animal that you're killing?
Well, that's, I mean, uh, you'd have to ask them, like, yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
the, I'm not on.
I don't have an account.
Okay.
There's this guy who's, like, these guys I like following because they're kind of funny.
They also bring up some, like, decent points, but, uh, his name's Solbrah, S-O-L-B-R-A-H.
He's, like, it's very much, like, you are right.
That's the number one takeaway from a lot of these guys is, where do you have the money?
Like, let's say you just don't have the money to live like that.
Yeah.
It's very expensive to live like that.
Yeah, it is.
Reverse osmosis.
Well, she also said, so this is a little more information about Savannah.
She says, I'm 22.
I'm in a relationship, and I do follow this list.
I'm not perfect all the time.
I still enjoy life, and I'm definitely not this strict, controlling person that everyone
thinks I am.
This post was simply my opinion on healthy things.
It's like an ideal.
These were not my be-all, end-all standards like people think.
I have help.
I have help my boyfriend with most of these, though.
I would, that's such a, I want them to start a podcast.
I want to listen, or, like, just daily vlog.
Like, I would tune in.
She's 22.
Yeah, she's.
I will say, like, yeah, she's really young to be having all those standards.
When I was 22, I was living in a studio apartment, like, probably drinking out of the sink.
In a perfect world, I would choose almost all of those, but it's hard.
Yeah.
I think it's very bold to put out that list on the internet.
It's honestly, like, it's not helping the cause for women, because I feel like a lot
of those, you know, manly men podcasts lately are like, girls have all these standards,
and they bring nothing to the table.
It's like, you know.
Well, if she was helping, if she was helping, like, let's say she was like, hey, you're
hitting 75%.
Let me take it to 100%.
Yeah.
Like that.
I mean, I guess, I guess she's, like, it's, she's bringing, it's not like she's completely
ostracizing a guy, and she's like, oh, I want you to do this.
How about I help?
I guess that would fit.
But those manly man podcasts are sometimes crazy.
Yeah.
They just look at the fringes, you know?
Like, not everybody is this Miami girl who just goes to the club and expects a Birkin,
bag by the next morning, and brings nothing to the table.
There are girls like that.
Like, but that doesn't mean, like, the girl that's watching in Iowa is like that.
If I ever got a Birkin bag as a gift, I would give it back and break up with the person,
because that's the dumbest waste of money.
Like, are you kidding?
I mean, it's so dumb.
You're a normal person.
There are some people that are like, no, I want a Birkin bag.
Like, there are some people like that.
You know what I mean?
For what?
I don't understand it.
I get, like, I mean, that person's probably very materialistic, and you probably won't
have a great relationship with them.
But they do exist, you know?
Like, they're out there.
No, I know they exist.
Every girl seems to want it, but I feel like it's a waste of money.
You are right.
That money could be put to much better use.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Much better use.
So many, so many ways.
Yeah.
No, you could take an amazing trip for that much money.
Like, you could have, like, the time of your life.
But people, but the thing is, the person that wants the Birkin bag wants the amazing trip, too,
and then you're broke, you know?
True.
And then it's on to the next.
Well, yeah.
I would say, though, if I'm actually thinking about it,
Dre actually is most of these two, because he doesn't use aluminum deodorant.
He doesn't use sunscreen.
He doesn't.
He used fluoride-free.
I guess I'm the one who uses all these things.
Yeah, yeah.
You see?
Dre, like.
He buys, like, he buys Mountain Valley water.
He has a filtration system in his entire house.
He, you see?
This is phenomenal stuff from.
He doesn't give back.
He doesn't smoke.
He doesn't vape.
He doesn't watch porn.
He lifts weights, like, every day.
Yeah.
I'm, I'm, I'm team-like.
He sleeps all day also sometimes, so he prioritizes his sleep when he needs to.
I am, like, Mr.
But he wears AirPods, and he listens to music, so I guess that's where he went wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's, hey, if he, if he's going to leave you, he's going to,
if you ever think he's cheating, go check out Savannah, okay?
Savannah.
You got to, because she.
Watch my back.
Watch your back for Savannah.
Once she hears about that osmosis shower filtration system,
like, it may be, I'm sorry, it's just, like, that's how life,
hey, like, those alpha male podcasts say.
Yeah.
Once you get over 25, it's over.
Like, it's just, like, life is over.
Damn.
I will say, I have a sauna that he got me at my house where your head pops out.
Okay.
Because I have melasma, so I can't, like, my face can't get hot,
or else I get, like, spots on my face, so I'm able to do it, like, from the neck down,
and then he has.
He has, like, a full sauna for himself.
Wait.
Like, in the house that he sits in.
Wait.
What happens if it's hot outside for you?
It still happens, so, yeah.
And you live in Texas?
Yeah.
Okay, well.
I mean, I still want to, like, live life.
It doesn't hurt or anything.
It's just, like, a skin condition where I get, like, kind of, like, pigmentation on my face.
Oh, okay.
So, yeah, I mean, saunas are amazing.
I've never done the cold plunge thing.
Saunas are, like.
I have a cold plunge in my backyard.
He bought this little one off Amazon that you can just, like, fill up with water.
Dre may be Savannah.
Like, he just may be Savannah.
It's his burner account.
Yeah, he just is, like, I want to make men better,
so I'm going to create this alter ego Savannah on Twitter and just.
Does he wear cotton underwear?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't check the materials of the.
Underwear.
Well, this is actually.
This is another thing.
Like, I would assume this woman, if you went on her Twitter, she does probably talk about this.
Like, polyester and, like, leggings on this side of the Internet is a no-go.
Like, you, like, it really changes, like, the, like, your hormones and whatnot.
So, that's why she said cotton underwear.
And, like, she would probably never wear Lululemon leggings.
Now, I don't know if it's scientific.
I don't think we've proven, but I would, I think that's a thing where it's, like, polyester.
You don't want that in your underwear.
It lowers your sperm count as a male.
I'm almost 100.
I'm looking this up.
Yep.
Sperm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, for example, a study published in the journal Environmental Science and Technology found that men who wear synthetic underwear had a 23% lower sperm count than men who wore cotton underwear.
I bet you didn't think I was going to bring that to the table today.
You're, like, Team Savannah all the way.
No, I think there's Savannah's point.
We've gone to 180 with Savannah.
We were going hard at her in the beginning, and now we're like, wait, you know what?
Maybe she has a point, but maybe she has a very privileged point.
Yes, that's the thing.
It's, like, you can't tell someone who is, like, living paycheck to paycheck to, like, live 100% like that.
Yeah, for sure.
Because it's difficult.
Like, like, I don't know.
Life's hard, you know?
Jack, I know you have some crazy work left to do at Barstool today because you're in that soul-sucking nine-to-five Barstool job of yours.
Oh, my God, stop.
I was real.
I was rizzing up Savannah in the DMs, but I.
I'm just kidding.
It's ruined your chance.
But I have some buzzer beaters for you before you go.
100%.
This has been fun.
Cool.
Okay, so what is your go-to food and drink combo while sitting courtside?
I've only sat courtside once.
I don't think I ate when I was there.
But if I had to pick, I would pick, like, a tequila soda and maybe, like, chicken tenders.
Those are easy, like, with ketchup.
Like, just, like, they're, like, you're not going to get them on your fingers or whatnot.
They're pretty low maintenance.
And then, you know, they're good.
Like, I would.
I wouldn't mind chicken tenders.
Yeah, I would go with that.
I mean, I love popcorn, too.
But popcorn, I think, is, like, a little bit much.
Like, it's kind of childish to eat popcorn courtside.
I hear that.
Okay, so one person dead or alive that you would love to sit courtside with?
UFC champion Sean Strickland.
I would go with him.
You probably don't know who that is.
That guy with the pink hair?
No, that's Sean O'Malley.
Oh.
Sean Strickland's, like, this crazy.
Like, he would just be entertaining.
He's, like, out of his mind.
No, I feel like I know that guy.
I feel like I know that guy from something.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, look him up.
He's, like, he's an insane human being.
Yeah, I've seen that.
I've seen that guy before.
Yeah, he's, like, I would, I think I would, I would laugh.
Yeah.
A Drewski would be, would be funny.
But I feel like he's been courtside so much and whatnot.
For sure, he has.
I want Sean Strickland because he's.
Like, I don't, like, he would just, I would just listen to him.
I wouldn't talk.
Yeah, he, he might not know as much as going on, too.
So, it might be more fun.
It's kind of fun going to basketball games with people who don't really understand basketball that much.
100%.
Or the players.
Like, you get to explain, like, like, beef or whatnot.
And be, like, oh, these guys used to play together or, like, whatnot.
Or, like, this guy's dating this girl.
And then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, that's always fun to tell people.
I don't know.
I agree with that.
Okay.
And lastly, what is one event in history that you would have loved to have been courtside for?
It could be a sporting event or.
LeBron James block game seven against the Warriors.
Or LeBron James game six against the Celtics when he dropped, like, 45-15-9.
And, like, I think it's the greatest performance in, like, playoff history.
So, those are my two.
Those are my two options.
You know, I'm sure there's some other good ones.
But I would go with, like, either of those two.
Like, those are, like, iconic.
Sticking to your LeBron sexuality.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Standing on business.
Standing on business with LeBron.
All right.
With that, Jack, I think that's it for Courtside Club.
Obviously, follow you on TikTok.
But let everybody know where else they can find you or if there's anything that we should be looking out for.
Nothing much, you know.
Just trying to take it day by day.
You never know when something's going to happen.
So, you just got to keep going.
I'm on YouTube, Twitter.
If you look up Jack Mack, you'll find me.
It's M-A-C.
No K at the end.
J-A-C-K-M-A-C.
Twitter, Instagram, TikTok.
Thanks for having me on.
This was fun.
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